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Recap: 3 wins 2 losses

First off, PHILADELPHIA EAGLES! These guys are just too boss! Down by 21 in the 4th quarter and did they quit? Did they hobble off the field like a wounded bird? Hell no. Vick looked at this team and said, "Today, the world sees who we are. This field here we will conquer, the bigger they are the harder they fall, and men, these Giants will fall harder than any German Shepard, trust me." The fire was lit and boom babay! The Eagles came out and made Eli Manning curl up in a corner and cry... well that isn't too different from any Sunday. Jolly ol' Andy Reid nodded his head, and the kicker knew just what to do, performing an onside kick that made the earth shake.
Suddenly the score was tied, and Vick glowed from the bolts of Zeus. 14 seconds remained, and out came the most feared wide receiver in all the nation; he went by the name of Desean Jackson. He waited for the punt of a lifetime, raising his arms in the air and saying "I dare you." And dare they did those foolish Giants. A jewel flew to Jackson, who was as crafty as he was fast. He dropped the ball, much to the delight of the army running at him. Jackson took a moment; a sly grin crept onto his face and his mind said, wait for it...wait for it... NOW! The Eagle inside him burst its wings out and flew up the center of the field, parting the Giants like Moses. In the blink of an eye he was in the end zone, and all of Philadelphia was already heading to the bars. A legend was made.

Eagles 38 Giants 31 Won

Cardinals 12 Panthers 19 Lost
Well, all the good story telling was used already on the Eagles. Cardinals, you suck.. Panthers, you too.

Falcons 34 Seahawks 18 Won
The Falcons continue to dominate and are one scary looking team.

Browns 17 Bengals 19 Lost
Wanna give a big F U T.O. Thanks for getting Odin 0 fantasy points sending him crashing out of the playoffs. How about you tell everyone on your tv show how much your knee hurts. I'll give you something to make you cry!

Jets 22 Steelers 17 Won
Great way to start off the game by running back a kickoff for the Jets! That gave them the momentum they needed to finish this game out and finally show they're once again a contender.

Parlay: Lost
We'll get you someday parlay! We just hope by that time we haven't already spent enough $5 days to make it no longer worth it!

Packer Backer's first ever pick: LOST

Packers 27 Patriots 31
We gave th Packer Backer his own section, he ranted and raved about the Packers and they were worse than that chick he did last night, and good ol' Flynny boy didn't do too bad! What's up with that Packer Backer? We believe you said something like, if it's 34 for the Patriots take it. The board is reviewing your job at the moment. Only kidding, your job is safe for another week and the world is looking forward to your redemption.