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Saturday, January 1, 2011

January 2nd Free NFL Picks

Week 17 of the NFL is here, and there are gonna be some great games! Really rootin for the Rams to shoot down them Seahawks to go to the playoffs. No clue why, but the Rams will probably have a better chance of causing upsets than the Seahawks would. And how bout dem Packers? It's bear hunting season! Let out the dogs, grab the shotgun, drink some moonshine, and get on your flannel! You'll see those cheese heads come post season.

Bengals vs Ravens Spread: 10
The Bengals really f'ed with us last week after beating the Chargers by two touchdowns! So is this little cat a wild animal now? Maybe, but of course it's too late now. But why not give one last hurrah for the end of the season? T.O. is done for the season so his big mouth won't be shooting off the field just waiting for someone to clock him. But don't worry if you really wanna see him just watch that show of his. Haven't seen it yet and probably never will. The Bengals have been able to hold their own against the Ravens, having won 6 of the last 8 games against these big birds. Not saying they're gonna win here, but this spread should be easily covered. Putting a 6 pack on this one!
Bengals +10 $14.55

Cardinals vs 49ers Spread: 7
Cardinals, cardinals, cardinals, what happened to you guys? You were the surprise of the nation a couple of playoffs ago, and now... blah. Well how about you try to end the season with a victory? Can you do that? Or at least cover the spread. This fact right here is one that'll get your hands reaching for.... your wallet... pervs. Anyways, 6-10 record teams are a measly 19-49 ATS when they're favored by 6 or more. Well that works here! The 49ers fired their coach, so the camp is just in a state of chaos and needs this season to be over in order to get things back straight. It'll probably be some relief to get this game done. It's like when you take your finals for college. Your last final is like a F U final because you've studied, gotten through all the other finals, and are just like F U I just wanna be done and am gonna do what I do but not exert too much more than I have to. This may be a F U game. Also betting a 6 pack on this one.
Cardinals +7 $10

Rams vs Seahawks Spread: 3
Oh boy here we go, the worst division fighting for a playoff spot while 10-6 Bucs will have to sit this one out along with the Giants. But remember how the Cardinals were 7-9 and went to the Super Bowl! Don't think that'll happen here buy ya never know. Anyways down to biznass. The Seahawks will be playing with a QB that just doesn't have what it takes to defeat this Rams team. Also, they've lost their last 3 home games by a fair margin every time. Watch for the pass and rush of the Rams to be able to take over Seattle, and in the end the Rams will be the ones heading to the playoffs which is a whole new season baby. Betting a 30 pack on this one.
Rams -3 $16.67

Bengals 7 Ravens 13 Won
Well Carson Palmer blew the last pass of the game to try and upset the Ravens. But it don't matter yo, cuz the win was there and that's all that matter for ATS!

Cardinals 7 49ers 38 Lost
Wow Cardinals, way to end the season. You obviously really wanted to end the season with a bang. Losers of the week!

Rams 6 Seahawks 16 Lost
Well this is a shame. Really hoping that the Rams with their rook QB would be making the playoffs but they couldn't make it happen Guess Bradford still has some college issues to work out in not winning the big games. Maybe next year Rams.

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