NFL Playoffs Free Picks

What's crackin? So big 2nd round of the playoffs is coming shortly, and we wanted to give you our picks ahead of time because they are looking mighty good and gives you time to make some conclusions of your own! Today we'll start with the Packers vs the Falcons.

Packers vs Falcons Spread: 3

The spread here is really 2.5, but we bought half a point and highly recommend the same thing. Sure you'll lose a teeny bit of dinero, but it's saved us many many times!
As you probably have noticed if you're into football, all of the playoff games this week are rematches from earlier this year. Unfortunately, the Packers lost to the Falcons 20-17. The score however, was not all that it seemed. The Packers were big dummies and fumbled right around the end zone, and committed enough penalties to land a life sentence in prison. They out gained the Falcons by over 100 yards that game. The Packers are perfect little school boys now, acting out much less which has helped them tremendously.
Green Bay can handle the pressure. Aaron Rodgers is cool, calm and collective and just a kick ass QB overall. Besides throwing to one of his many capable receivers, he can start incorporating Starks into the game more, and the Packers don't have to be so one dimensional. That guy runs like Forrest Gump! We must realize however, that the Falcons will have the ball too. With Matthews and Woodson on the other side of it, it's hard not to feel safe. They gonna hassle Matt Ryan all day, and rumor has it after Matthews sacks Ryan for the first time, he's gonna whisper dangerously in his ear, "Tell me how many lights are on the ceiling by the end of the game." That may be because Matthew's doesn't know how to count, but he knows how to get what he wants!
Enough story time, time to move to Stats class and get a little bit of factage for this game. Here's a biggy, Aaron Rodgers has not lost a game by more than 3 points all season. He's lost by 3, but not by more ya dig! So buy that half a point, and if worse comes to worse, you'll probably push. And finally, teams that have come off of a road win in the playoffs are 7-2 ATS. They know what it takes to be champions. The Packers already beat a bigger bird, time to shoot down this one too. Put a 30 pack on this one and then some! This is what will make the Packers win: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P0yfq2wDvU

Packers +3 $23.72

Seahawks vs Bears Spread: 10
Once again the Seahawks are predicted to get pulverized. Good job with that one Saints last week! We was laughing all the way to the bank. So now instead we got the Bears who are supposed to cover this enormous spread on the Seahawks. Very interesting, especially considering the Seahawks beat the Bears earlier this year! These Bears are a bunch of frauds and it'd be awesome if Seattle managed a way to beat em again; it's sports anything can happen! Chicago definitely isn't the team they were back during this first encounter, and they are gonna probably play a whole lot better with playoffs on the line. But just like last week, the Seahawks are the nobodies. Nobody is expecting them to go anywhere, everyone has and had them written off. But here they are and they're gonna be that pesky little fly you just can't get away. If Hasslebeck decideds to play like a machine again, look out Bears because he could very well have your number again. Could this Seahawks team be like the Cardinal team that nobody saw coming a few years ago? We'll have to wait and see, but a nice size bet on this game is a must. Not to mention, quarterbacks who are starting their first playoff game as a home favorite are only 1-10 ATS. You don't need to be a math teacher to see that's terrible! Lets pick on Cutler some more and let out his little secret that he's 1-8 ATS of a line of 6 or more. Can you hear that cash jingling in your pocket already?
Overall, the Seahawks should definitely not get blown out of the water in this game. Will they win? Eh, maybe. But covering +10 seems like the lock of the year. But always remember, it's sports and anything can happen. Bet half a keg on this one!

Seahawks +10 $30

Recap:

Packers 48 Falcons 21 Won

So are these Super Bowl champs or what!? We think so! With Aaron Rodgers leading the pack these Packers are invincible! Yeah you heard here, these Packers are going to the Super Bowl you better believe it! Put your bets in now cuz you gonna be seeing them in the prime time not after too long you betta believe it homes! They whooped the Falcons and they gonna do the same to whatever team comes next!

Seahawks 24 Bears 35 Lost
The worst ever record falls to the teddy Bears by 11. Of course by 11, why not 10? Give us our money back, no 11. Pendejos. Anyways, the Seahawks just went too slow and the fact that the score got this close at all is amazing in itself. So now we got the Packers vs Bears and Jets vs Steelers. It'd be awesome to see a Packers vs Jets super bowl, with the Packers taking it all of course!